Industrious Aussie guy with too much time on his hands, solid motion graphics knowledge and one too many late 90s hatchbacks in his garage, David Johns, an apparent real life human being who exists and not the generic name chosen by an advertising agency employed by Holden Motors, is going to extraordinary lengths to sell his used Holden Barina.
Namely, making an ad with suspiciously high production values, sarcastic copy and Inception style horn blasts spuriking the “10 months rego” and “matching seats” of a “reliable” ’99 model that could soon be yours to own.
Sure, this could be fake and something this tailor made for the internet does beg the question: what rational human being would go and make a video AND a website to sell a shitty used hatchback – but we’re willing to go along with this anyway and pretend that it’s real.
If you need a 15 year old old hatchback with the ability to play cassette tapes you know where to go.
