Four More Years – Obama Wins US Elections



Barrack Obama has just won one of the tightest US elections in living memory! As Obama is re-instated as the unofficial leader of the free world, expect the Australian government to tighten immigration laws in an effort to combat the expected influx of Romney supporters. Just a quick heads up – they won’t be coming on boats.

Celebrity voters who will be disappointed with the the result include:
Kid Rock
Chuck Norris
Donald Trump
Hulk Hogan
Meatloaf
Gene Simmons
Montgomery Burns

I’m sensing a trend.

Plenty of people, like astute politically charged One Direction fans, have taken to twitter to and vent/celebrate.

So it looks like first time voters have taken Lena Dunham’s advice. We hope it was everything they thought it would be.

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