Do you like money? Are you good at finding things? Yes? Then postpone your bounty hunter career and focus on the easiest heist you’ll pull this year – Richard Branson’s credit cards.
Hold up, Richard Branson’s what now? To the tape!
Footage of the business magnate has surfaced online where he can be clearly seen discussing five lost credit cards with “loads of money” on them. Imagine what “loads of money” means to a billionaire who owns his own island and is friends with Mariah Carey. Apparently he was in Australia for the launch of Virgin Money’s new Low Rate Credit Card and he topped up some cards with cash for a staff celebration but then somehow misplaced them. Now there are five credit cards worth $1,299 each and anybody could find them!
Where was the last place he remembers seeing them? How can I benefit from his descent into dementia? Why does Richard Branson need five credit cards? Click here to find out what happens next. Happy hunting y’all.
