An Emergency Alert Text Is Making Olympians Freak The Shit Out In S. Korea

I hope you bitches are ready for some GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING CURLING ’cause the 2018 Winter Olympics (or the Winties as they’re known) are kicking off tomorrow in Pyeongchang, South Korea, but even before the first curling stone has hit the curling sheet towards the curling house, there’s already some mad drama afoot.


Said drama comes in the form of this emergency alert text that hit every single phone in the region earlier today:

Ohhhh shit, this thing again hey?

The message was in fact alerting recipients to a fire in a neighbouring building, but due to the perfect storm of a) it being in Korean, b) the recent Hawaii missile scare and c) being literally kilometres from the border to the world’s most dangerous military power, foreign visitors in the Olympic media centre had a teeny bit of a pants-shit.

So all’s well that end’s well! Unless you’re the South Korean who owned the building site that was, you know…. on fire.

Righto then, lets continue to get fucking AMPED for some ICE SPORTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Winties everyone.