2014 has been the year where we, as a developed people, discovered a curious affinity for the centre of a the Venn Diagram where aesthetics and crimes of moral turpitude intersect.
Surrendered myself at 7 a.m., got released at 11:30 a.m. Fuck what you heard. And my mugshot’s cute. #ftp pic.twitter.com/LyqHV7IInm
— A (@_ahleesah) December 1, 2014
In the hours since Suguro’s taken advantage of the ensuing hail of attention, retweeting a smack-load of Tweets that have been coming her way – either offering support, hate, or – more commonly – variations on the phrase “Damn, girl.“
@AndyOrte xanax homie.
— A (@_ahleesah) December 1, 2014
Maybe the cops should take a page out of her stolen meds book and chill.