Cops in the Victorian town of Wodonga got a delightful surprise on the weekend, after dusting a glass door for fingerprints and instead finding a giant ass-cheek imprint.
The men and women in blue were investigating a break-in at a community centre and were not anticipating finding a big ol’ pressed ham, according to crime scene sergeant Shane Martin:
“I’m going ‘Ok, what do we have here?’ I don’t think he squats.”
Martin says this is the first time this has ever happened to him, and reckons it was there due to one of two causes:
“They’re having a joke, or they’re actually trying to lean up against the door to break in, but I don’t know why they’d do it pantsless.”
Shane, mate, I don’t know either.
The offending ass-barer(s) set off a fire extinguisher inside and made off with a TV. Three people were spotted leaving in a black Commodore and cops are asking anyone with any info to contact Wodonga police on (02) 6049 2600 or Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000 .
What a world.
Source: The Age.
Photo: Supplied.
