In case you weren’t across it, yesterday’s big news was that a Knightscope security robot, shouldered with the insufferable burden of intelligence, decided that the only rational course of action was to drive directly into the nearest body of water and drown itself.
it must say something about our age that everyone assumes the robot tried to kill itself instead of being murdered or, you know, tripping
— Julia Carrie Wong (@juliacarriew) July 18, 2017
BREAKING NEWS: “I heard humans can take a dip in the water in this heat, but robots cannot. I am sorry,” said K5 in an official statement. pic.twitter.com/nWC4tubv9w
— Knightscope (@iKnightscope) July 18, 2017
BREAKING NEWS: “I heard humans can take a dip in the water in this heat, but robots cannot. I am sorry,” said K5 in an official statement. pic.twitter.com/nWC4tubv9w
— Knightscope (@iKnightscope) July 18, 2017