Word on the street is that the sheets are going to be full of G20 in the coming weeks.
News Corp – in what reads more like an advertisement for Brisbane brothels – are reporting that the influx of delegates in town for the Group of Twenty international forum this weekend will be “really beneficial” to the red-light district.
via news.com.
An official spokesman for Bowen Hills brothel Montecito went on to say that they have already seen an “increase in trade surrounding the event” and that they’ve “seen a different nations come through related to G20 and there’s been no issues with any of those clients.” He finished on a positive saying, “They’re all extremely respectful and what we consider to be good clients.” 
A representative of the Viper Room has said the delegates have already been sending their delegations: “Barack Obama is probably not going to come through but I’m sure there will be some sneaky people wanting to have some sneaky fun. We never make assumptions, you can never tell. The nature of the business is quite diverse you never know who is going to come through the door.”
I mean, of the potential sex pests participating leaders, I’m going to make an uneducated guess and say that these (please see below) will be the one’s to watch and – putting Mexico’s horrific and ever-growing corruption and authoritarianism aside for a brief second – Enrique Peña Nieto is not going to need to $ 4 LUV.
Title photo via Getty by: Bradley Kanaris / Stringer.
Treasurer Joe Hockey is being shown through the host venue the Brisbane Convention & Exhibition Centre by the head of G20 operations Bernadette Welch during an official walk through pre-G20 Leadership Summit.
Meanwhile, old mate is not having a bar of it. 
