Bow Down Peasants, Kate Middleton Has Given Birth To A Baby Girl


Bow down, peasants – Kate Middleton has given birth to a healthy baby girl.
Middleton gave birth at 8.34am London time, just two and a half hours after going into hospital. The royal baby weighs 8lbs, 3oz, and is already more fabulously wealthy and privileged than you or I will ever be.
That kind of luxe just ain’t for us, we crave a different kind of buzz.
Congratulations to Will and Kate on the arrival of this #blessed infant.
via The Daily Telegraph
Photo: Oli Scarff via Getty Images

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