We all like a politician with a little sass in them, particularly if they’re a leader. Whilst Tony Abbott‘s barbs out here might be few and far between nowadays, across the pond in the grand old USA, President Barack Obama took a quick moment out from the regularly scheduled program to throw a little shade.
Obama delivered the tradition State of the Union address to US Congress today, in a long speech that stressed America’s need to continue building economic strength by supporting the middle class and focusing on creating jobs, as well as addressed the nation’s efforts in the middle east against IS, and made history by being the first US President to, when condemning persecution of minorities, not only used the word “gay” but “lesbian,” “bisexual,” and “transgender” as well.
But the whole thing was punctuated by one of the sickest political burns you’re ever likely to see a Democratic President level towards the Republican party.
When calmly reminding people that his political agenda isn’t as harsh as some, due to the fact that he does not have another election campaign to contend to, Obama slammed this banger down.
Unconfirmed reports suggest that after the broadcast concluded, Obama exited the Congress chambers by raising both arms in the arm and screaming “PEACE, BITCHES” as the opening strains of Snoop Dogg‘s “Gin & Juice” automatically began blaring through every Government building in the country.
Obama then ghost rode the Presidential whip all the way back to the White House where he strode into the backyard, spliff firmly implanted in mouth, to tend to his personal Fuck Field, which for the sixth consecutive year remains completely barren.
President Obama then donned the Congressional Wayfarers and punched out several burrowing ninjas whilst raising the flag and making out with Michelle, for it is he who is the baddest man in Washington.
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via Slate.
