Far out, the concept of messing with a mate’s head is as old as time itself, but here’s some fellas just stepped it up a notch or ten.
A Sydney bloke called Drew started getting random deliveries of sex toys to his work and home a few months ago, and the deliveries just kept coming.
He had no idea where they were coming from, and he was absolutely certain that he hadn’t accidentally drunkenly ordered ten buttplugs.
But finally, after three months of searching, blaming innocent people, and rueing the day he gave any of his friends his postal address, the mystery was solved.
THE MYSTERY MAILER IS REVEALED!Drum roll pls….Wait first of all I would like to mention that they made a website:…
Posted by Drew Kilpatrick on Thursday, 31 March 2016
Therein lies the secret, the magical anonymous butt plug Paypal store.
For just a coupla dollars of their hard-earned wage, Drew’s mates could send him a doll, a finger condom, a butt plug, or a g-string. Just to fuck with him.
You can visit it here (JIC you want to send some dude you don’t know a butt plug, or whatever): therealdrewkilpatrick.club
Drew, who worked at PEDESTRIAN.TV as a graphic designer a few years back, said that he’s mainly just relieved now.
“Every day for the last three months I’ve been blaming and questioning friends and colleagues… I started sending items to other people I thought it was in my office to throw them off the scent.It was always in the back of my head eating me up. Who the fuck is doing this to me…Pretty relieved but I’m heaps chizzy now, I’m working my next move to get them back. The fuckers gonna cop it.”
Why did your mates do this to you, Drew?
“Because they were hungover and bored. But then they just kept doing it.”
Why else would one do such a thing? Troll level: Expert.
Source: Facebook.
Photo: TheRealDrew.
