At Last, Friendlyjordies Revisits His Mythical Battle Vs Eternal Foe Yilmaz

The Chronicles Of Yilmaz sounds like a timeless tale of love, loss and revenge… because it is. That’s exactly what it is. 

Previous instalments of Friendlyjordies’ epic have touched upon our favourite Sydney schoolkid’s proclivities for mass violence and petty shoplifting, but the series’ tenth episode – take a minute to appreciate this ~supposedly~ real human being has provided enough content to span over two years of videos – finally shows Jordan’s response to threats of grievous bodily harm.

Weeping.

Of course, because this is really a story about Yilmaz himself, the story’s resolution is even more absurd. Thankfully, it also leaves itself open for sequels; personally, we’re absolutely chuffed for an expanded Yilmaz universe – Mr Crawford’s origins have gone untouched for too long. 

Anyway, relive the pettiest conflicts of your high school experience below: