*His finger.
Somebody sucked his finger.
PEDESTRIAN.TV turns the big 1-0 this year. The exact date is unknown because the founders were wasted the whole first year – kidding – but we recently went ahead and threw a large and in charge kind of birthday bash to celebrate still being gainfully employed.
We took over the entire Kirketon Hotel and themed the bejesus out of each room, so as to give our talented project manager many a crafternoon to while away. 
[Visual aids can be found HERE]
As lyflong fans of the content Friendlyjodies puts out/writing about the content Friendlyjordies puts out, we took this chance to have him interact with loose units in attendance, camera in tow. For posterity.
He’s currently crowd-funding to make the Yilmaz dream a reality and pay his excellent team of writers, editors, producers and researchers actual dollars to keep their Sydney rental and ~*’adequate sustenance to stay alive’ dreams*~ come true. You can give them your two cents (or more!) HERE.
Otherwise, you can watch the CliffNotes video of our beeday partee below:
