You’re probably reading this on your iPhone that you bought off some dodgy asian dude who sold it to you unlocked at Paddies Markets. You’re probably queued up on George already waiting for Apple to welcome you inside their humble glass palace at 5pm. You’ve probably been standing next to a guy with a Canadian accent that you mistook for American, for 2 days now, he probably hasn’t said anything to you since.
If I hipstradamused any of the previous then, you probably should realize Apple is not a religion, it’s a brand making money off you.
Oh and can you tell them to hold an iPhone for Jesse, I’ll be in after work.
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