American Airlines Draw Strange Comparison To Inanimate Plane & Fucking

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February 14, 2017

American Airlines – which, if it isn’t obvious, is an American airline company – wants you to know that it’s non-humanoid planes are definitely into a little kinky fucking.

It tweeted at its 1.41 million Twitter followers that “we found our fifty shades…” accompanied by a black and white photo of an arguably good-looking plane.

We found our fifty shades… pic.twitter.com/43AzK5feQ7

— American Airlines (@AmericanAir) February 14, 2017

One can only assume AA is drawing a parallel with BDSM sensation ‘Fifty Shades‘ – the second film instillment of which is out today – and its thicc planes, but is Model N927NN going to take you to its Red Room for a little light spanking? That’s what we want to know.

It’s not the first time AA has mixed up ‘humans with fully-functional genitals’ and ‘planes’, either. For example, when Beyoncé announced the other day that she was pregnant with twins, AA was all like ‘Hey! Us too!’

Twins?! We love twins! #Beybies pic.twitter.com/bpkzVWDOwr

— American Airlines (@AmericanAir) February 1, 2017

Social media. Well, you’re certainly doing it.

The responses to AA’s Fifty Shades tweet are predictably anything from ‘ha ha ha nice, you made a sex joke’ to ‘never tweet’, but not one of them (rudely) is a multi-million dollar offer for the film rights.

Please note: I found this GIF by searching for ‘plane sex’.