A Primo Assortment Of Pool Inflatables That’ll Float Your Boat This Summer

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Look, inflatables have come a long way since the ’90s.

Back then it was all purple lounges and blow-up plants, aliens or backpacks for your atrocious Hanson-filled pre-teen room. But now it’s all “Haiiii, look how lush AF my life is on this lush AF swan in this LUSH infinity pool.” It really is a lovely, superficial time to be alive.

But other than it making for a double-tappable Insta pic and all that mumbo jumbo, it’s actually just an all-round fun way to just chill / lounge your way through summer. So below, dear lazy humans, are our inflatable picks for the season. 

1. Neon Jam Unicorn Float Pool Inflatable, $77.59.

A photo posted by SJ (@sarahjmotty) on Dec 12, 2015 at 11:41pm PST

Yaaassss, nothing can make summer more magical than floating around on an actual magical creature in the pool, RIGHT?

2. Sunnylife Luxe Lie-On Float Lobster, $79.95
   

A photo posted by Rosebery (@roseberyb1) on Oct 6, 2016 at 3:07pm PDT

The only lobster in your pool should be this one. I’m not referring to actual sea creatures, I’m referring to what you’ll get called / resemble if you don’t fang on some sunscreen. Slip slop slap and all that, yeah?

3. Pumpt Inflatable Clam, $79.95.

A photo posted by Claire Chanelle | CHOUQUETTE (@iamchouquette) on Nov 25, 2016 at 6:06am PST

Aesthetic game = strong. Is this not a chic AF adult upgrade to those clam kiddy pools the ‘rents used to chuck you in?

4. Sunnylife Moby Dick Float, $149. 

A photo posted by Rosebery (@roseberyb1) on Dec 5, 2016 at 2:39pm PST

Let it blow, let it blooowwwwwwww. 

5. Big Mouth Inflatable Strawberry Donut, $28.

A photo posted by BigMouth Inc. (@bigmouthinc) on Aug 8, 2016 at 7:10am PDT

If you’re all for the summer body stuff, this is the closest you’ll come to a donut over the hols. Take what you can get aye.

6. Sunnylife Luxe Float Flamingo Rose Gold, $99.95.

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Part of the flamingo’s appeal is that it’s pink, but we’re partial to rose gold so you can match all your Kmart interiors. May as well, you know?

7. Swimline Pool Pizza Slice, $49.31.

A photo posted by Swimline Official (@swimlinecorp) on Aug 27, 2016 at 12:16pm PDT

NOM NOM NOM.

8. Giant Swan Inflatable Pool Toy, $69.

A photo posted by Adrian Fagerlund (@adrianiam) on Jul 21, 2016 at 2:38am PDT

Did you think we were going to get through this entire article without mentioning the be-all-and-end-all swan? Bless. 

NOW GET YO’ KIT OFF AND GET IN THE WATER!

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Photo: Instagram / @swimlinecorp.