The One Direction Hive Mind Is Violently Rejecting ‘News’ Of Bbi Louis

Should the widely-circulated rumour that Louis Tomlinson of popular band One Direction is to be a father turn out to be fact, it truly would have been the cumshot heard round the world.

As it stands #OhNoLouis is currently trending everywhere from the Netherlands to other geographic position – 936k tweets at last count – with the deafening sound of virginities no longer being saved trailing sadly behind. The hashtag is also beyond moist with the various secretions of the mighty 1D Fandom who, in all seriousness, could mobilise into a fearful army, the likes of which will never have been seen before. 

For a reminder of what it’s like to be young and in love and filled with an overriding desire to smother a person who has actually met your ~*crush*~:

More news on Louis Tomlinson’s sperm location and Briana Jungwirth’s womb to come.

Image via Getty by John Phillips via Adobe Photoshop.