Should the widely-circulated rumour that Louis Tomlinson of popular band One Direction is to be a father turn out to be fact, it truly would have been the cumshot heard round the world.
As it stands #OhNoLouis is currently trending everywhere from the Netherlands to other geographic position – 936k tweets at last count – with the deafening sound of virginities no longer being saved trailing sadly behind. The hashtag is also beyond moist with the various secretions of the mighty 1D Fandom who, in all seriousness, could mobilise into a fearful army, the likes of which will never have been seen before.
For a reminder of what it’s like to be young and in love and filled with an overriding desire to smother a person who has actually met your ~*crush*~:
@BrianaJungwirth I dont even know who this girl is or what is going on but yes, scream at her THAT will get you whatever youre looking for??
— Josie Bosquez (@Josie_Bosquez) July 14, 2015
@BrianaJungwirth I don’t wanna sound rude but can you please tELL US IF YOU ARE PREGNANT OR NOT JESUS CHRIST
— ila (@alIthelovehaz) July 14, 2015
PEOPLE COMING ONLINE JUST NOW LIKE:
— Jazmine✨ (@sacredzjm) July 15, 2015
How I felt after hearing the news… @ItsOliviaHyman #OhNoLouis pic.twitter.com/GStME8ruMF
— Amanda Lind (@candie_lind) July 15, 2015
Low key, I’m actually kinda scared #OhNoLouis
— jai. | 6 (@crossbownjh) July 15, 2015
*crying myself to sleep not knowing what is happening*?????? #OhNoLouis
— LarryRomance (@madisonreligo) July 15, 2015
CAN SOMEONE JUST CONFIRM IF LOUIS IS ACTUALLY HAVING A CHILD OR NOT BEFORE I LOSE ALL THE CHILL IVE BEEN SAVING SINCE ZAYN LEFT #OhNoLouis
— mikayla (@illlusionstyles) July 15, 2015
Different Languages Different Ethnicity Different Colours One Call For Prayer to One God pic.twitter.com/Jbb0kWYHqU
— ?????? ???? (@anwr432) July 15, 2015
I feel like all this drama that is coming all at once, is leading to something bigger.
I’m kinda scared
— was @ lunaticxnouis (@sassmasters1D) July 15, 2015
That’s exactly me right now ?? #OhNoLouis https://t.co/DPWpFThRWR
— Jesica Najera (@NajeraJesica) July 15, 2015
“mom i cant clean my bathroom. louis tomlinson got a girl pregnant and i’ve lost all ability to function”
— claud (@97sCAMlNAH) July 14, 2015
#OhNoLouis is trending worldwide!
— 1D UPDATES (@1DUpdatesOnline) July 15, 2015
I’m very much concern of what’s happening to our fandom #OhNoLouis
— ? school ? (@lwtommo_) July 15, 2015
Omg I don’t know what to say
— NO CONTROL (@TheMalikVodka) July 15, 2015
I don’t believe the rumors, I will wait until he confirm it.
— ayamalik1D (@ayakablawe) July 15, 2015
“@STYLATORARMY: THIS FANDOM HAS NO CHILL OMG #OhNoLouis pic.twitter.com/Xw7srTXBgL” eNOUGH
— nawal (@fruitpopniall) July 15, 2015
So are you going to welcome the baby into the fandom
-B #OhNoLouis pic.twitter.com/tBP8s18jza
— #ActionDirectioners (@NoControlProjec) July 15, 2015
I got online and all of a sudden Louis’ gonna be a dad like #OhNoLouis pic.twitter.com/7WCS041dP8
— zaira | 14 DAYS (@blithelilo) July 15, 2015
Arite come on guys we dont even know this chick and already some of y’all are hating on her, chill out. @briana_jungwrth
— directioners united (@familyby5) July 15, 2015
My response to what’s going on #OhNoLouis pic.twitter.com/BkNGnzTvWX
— ZAYLENA¡ (@jasminmwaa) July 15, 2015
READ IT PLEASE #OhNoLouis pic.twitter.com/rkPgPeTpaI
— gio (@justinlarrymix) July 15, 2015
@BrianaJungwirth you’re such a faker smh pic.twitter.com/RtqTjZrDb8
— louis saved sandra?? (@omqlouist) July 14, 2015
Can anyone confirm if ‘@BrianaJungwirth‘ is the real one??
— es (@readyforharry_) May 18, 2015
@Louis_Tomlinson say something
— 1D UPDATES (@Currently1D) July 15, 2015
More news on Louis Tomlinson’s sperm location and Briana Jungwirth’s womb to come.
Image via Getty by John Phillips via Adobe Photoshop.