The steez level of any music festival can be directly attributed to the number of shirtless bros in attendance – what is it about live music in the open air that lends itself to shirtlessness? There’s nothing worse than random dudes with ripped torsos jizzing douche water from their every pore whenever they start fist pumping. The fact is – like hot girls in cutout swimsuits, coeds in OR scrubs, stovepipe jean & checked shirt indie guys who never perspire, fun sluts with fairy wings, and old dude in Metallica shirt – the Shirtless Bro is one of the inevitable characters you’ll encounter during the spring-summer festival season.
With that in mind the line up for Stereosonic has just been announced. And for anyone with an inclination to shirtlessness: I know Carl Cox is awesome but if every normal, beshirted person wanted a front row seat at the gun show we’d just rent out Point Break…
Caspa & MC Rod Azlan
Giuseppe Ottaviani (GO! Live)
Bart B More
Sied van Riel
Aly & Fila
and more to be announced..
* = not playing in Adelaide
STEREOSONIC 2010 NATIONAL TOUR DATES:
Saturday 27th Nov – SYDNEY – Sydney Showgrounds
Sunday 28th Nov – PERTH* – Claremont Showground
Saturday 4th Dec – ADELAIDE – Bonython Park
Saturday 4th Dec – MELBOURNE – Melbourne Showgrounds
Sunday 5th Dec – BRISBANE – RNA Showgrounds
National tickets go on sale Thursday 5th August, for all details visit www.stereosonic.com.au