Sky Ferreira Has Zero Time For Writer’s Masturbatory Wank-Piece ‘Bout Her

Sky Ferreira has responded to a widely-criticised thinkpiece about her in the LA Weekly that was less an ode to her sexuality and more a step-by-step guide to one dude’s boner, blasting the piece on Twitter as “bullshit” that “took a toll on me in a personal level.”

ICYMI the piece was titled ‘Sky Ferreira’s Sex Appeal Is What Pop Music Needs Right Now‘, and includes such lines as “both Sky and Madonna have similar breasts in both cup size and ability to cause a shitstorm”, and “she’s too nasty to be anyone’s schoolgirl fantasy”.

The author, Art Tavana, spends most of the article comparing her to other pop stars (mostly female, but also Michael Jackson to ~even up the genders~) and finding her superior thanks to her #cool #effortless #sexuality.

For example, compared to Katy Perry and Taylor Swift:

“To see how Ferreira fits into this elite group, simply look over her Instagram. There isn’t a single photo of her that isn’t flawlessly, almost offensively cool. Even in the candid photo of her nude in the shower, soaking wet, she looks natural, like she’s shooting a home video, rather than being photographed by a creeper. She looks like a more cherubic Sharon Stone, icy but also sweet, like a freshly licked lollipop.”

Honestly, it’s amazing he was able to type that all out one-handed, tbqh.

The piece was widely criticised across the web, and LA Weekly’s music editor Andy Hermann issued a pretty decent apology. (You can read it over here.)

But none were more critical than Sky herself, who furiously tweeted that she is nobody’s “think piece” or “fucking example”, and let her feelings about some dude slapping down 800 words about her sex appeal fly.



If you want to read the original piece, it’s still up on LA Weekly. Hermann wrote that he chose to keep it live “as a topic of discussion, or outrage, or as a cautionary tale about how not to write about a female recording artist in 2016.” Fair point well made.

Photo: Sky Ferreira.

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