The Human Embodiment of The Wonderful Thing That Happens When Emotion Meets Pop Music, Sia, is readying the release of her sixth studio album, 1000 Forms OF Fear, banking cheques from ridiculously lucrative songwriting credits for the likes of Rihanna, Beyonce and Kylie Minogue and enlisting Girls’ Leah Dunham and Dance Moms’ Maddie Ziegler to be her performance surrogates, all the while watching her ebullient “Chandelier” clip rack up over 30 million views on Youtube. But the success she has enjoyed doesn’t mean she doesn’t have normal people problems, too.
suggestions for revenge/pranks on dry cleaner who ruined favorite things and won’t take responsibility? Please discuss.
— sia furler (@Sia) June 17, 2014
@Sia Tweet the yelp link so we can descend en masse
— Brad Walsh (@BradWalsh) June 17, 2014
BEST SUGGESTION!! Please write ridiculous terrible reviews HERE http://t.co/05SJbPQVm7
— sia furler (@Sia) June 17, 2014
Then this happened.
Right now, the highly compromised Yelp page for Metropolitan Garment Cleaning in Queens, NYC has six hilariously negative reviews ranging from “I was murdered here. Would not recommend” to “They are the worst people on earth. The ‘laundry Nazis.’ Do yourself a favor and do whatever it takes to AVOID this place! I swear I gave them my clothes to wash (which were white) and they came back to me pink! Not the cute pink the ugly pink. How people can be so awful at their jobs idk, but they were. I would rather soak my clothes in bleach than send them here. STAY AWAY!!”
And that’s what happens when you mess with Sia.
