Stop doing everything, throw your computer on the floor and start screaming. Just scream with abandon until someone asks you why you’re screaming, to which you must say this – Shania Twain is touring Australia for the first time in 19 years.
NINETEEN. YEARS. Were you even born yet? Did you even have teeth? Did you know how to walk?
The woman who forever owns the sole rights to wearing a leopard print capes complete with hand pockets and hood is finally coming back ~Down Undah~ to bless us with her incred set of pipes.
The legend will be hitting up Perth, Adelaide, Brisbane, the Hunter Valley, Melbourne and Sydney in her time here, which is set to be across November and December.
Are you… are you not entirely across Shania Twain? Oh, let me – let me FORCE YOU – into an education. We have the hit karaoke track for all drunk women worldwide:
That’s your starting point. Then move on to the completely perfect:
Let’s move into some strong ballads.
Oof now we’re getting emotional.
Let’s get spicy, shall we?
Ugh see ya guys, I’m compiling my special Shania playlist.
Tix go on sale 10am February 9 and presales kick off on February 5. Hit up LiveNation here.
