Shagging Madonna For Safe S*x

Reading like Six Degrees of Kevin’s Bacon or a flowchart leading directly to Madonna’s crotch the following MTV advertisements use promiscuity to promote safe sex in Brazil.

Though some connections are tenuous, the daisy chain of venereal disease begins, ends and travels via Madonna a whopping thirteen times teaching kids that an STD is indeed like a boomerang – a boomerang that itches. It also teaches us that having sex with Madonna is basically the same as having sex with Vanilla Ice so don’t do it unless you want “(pubic) lice lice baby”.

Mick Jagger receives the same treatment below with the two D’s – Dendrophilia and David Bowie making an appearance, scandalous.