Madonna Sex Tape – The Queen of Pop gets Sweaty Wet

I fucking hate writing these posts.

MADONNA, the woman with only one name, is now the latest in a long line of famous faces (or should I say bodies?) to fall victim to a sex tape scandal.

Some English devo dude, blatantly guilty of voyeurism, has made claims that he has allegedly shot M to the A and baseballer Alex Rodriguez getting all sweaty wet up in a London apartment owned by his pal. Rumour has it the tape’s owner visited the property and hid a camera directing @ the sofa where all the XXX went down.

Nearly $3 million will score yourself the lucky footage but that’s all as long as someone with a law degree doesn’t get in your way first. Which might I assure you; is quite likely as some British lawyer reckons; “He would be guilty of voyeurism. Instead of making a million he’d be going to gaol for a few years.”

Is gaol time worth it, just to catch a glimpse of a 49 year old, mother of two, going at it?

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