Petition To Deport Justin Bieber Reaches 100,000 Signatures, White House Forced To Respond

An online petition created by Detroit resident, “J.A.”, imploring the US government to deport drug-driving Lambo joyrider born in the seventh circle of hell Justin Bieber has reached the 100,000 signatures required to warrant an official response from the White House. As of writing, the week-old petition to “deport Justin Bieber and revoke his green card” has accumulated the support of more than 130,000 U.S. citizens with good taste and principles who refuse to just sit by and condone, tolerate or belieb in his terrible studded hat collection, sense of entitlement or his outrageous displays of douche-baggery.

The petition reads: “We the people of the United States feel that we are being wrongly represented in the world of pop culture. We would like to see the dangerous, reckless, destructive and drug-abusing Justin Bieber deported and his green card revoked. He is not only threatening the safety of our people, but he is also a terrible influence on our nation’s youth. We the people would like to remove Justin Bieber from our society.”

The Washington Times notes that it may take “weeks, month, or even years” before a formal reply is issued back, because, you know, priorities. But it’s comforting to know that this is finally on the President’s radar. 

This issue affects all of us.  
I think Seth Rogen said it best.

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