The last fifth birthday party you attended might have involved miniature sausage rolls, paper crowns and faces smeared with tomato sauce but in Pedestrian’s hazy fifth birthday bash last night, it was all glory holes, saddle swings, readily available lotion and faces smeared with things that aren’t tomato sauce. We’re yet to decide if it’s a good thing but last night’s fifth birthday soiree involved a few hundred of our closest friends and collaborators, a Surry Hills Swingers Club and a fish-out-of-water experiment marked by sticky floors, a reluctance to touch walls and no ceilings.
There’s a Cobrasnake-hosted video on the way and judging from the raw footage we saw this morning, it’ll be mad incriminating/bacchanalian. You know, hot tubs, no time machines, overflowing cups, masks, people trying to “act a fool”, inconveniently placed pool tables, hand cuffs, insufficient lighting, weird Roman decor and other stuff that should never exist in the same room.
It was all time and for those who missed the revelry, we’ve got great news. Pedestrian are throwing a party later this year for all our beloved readers so if you’re not currently subscribed to the mail out rectify that situation here and we’ll let you know when the fifth birthday celebrations will be coming to a city near you.
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Wow that took like four hours to write up. I can totally relate to Karl Stefanovic now.
