Finally – seriously, finally – Australia’s living meme Shannon Noll has been given license to steer us away from the same grave injustice that befell him thirteen long, cruel years ago.
OH YES, DIVINE VENGEANCE WILL BE HIS.
To make this whole thing even better – as if us truly-duly competing in Eurovision wasn’t great enough – Lee Lin Chin herself is retaining her role as our official spokesperson at the comp. In other words: she’s the one awarding douze points after Noll gets done setting the record straight. What a bloody gift this whole thing is.
Somehow, this entire competition just keeps getting weirder, and we cannot fucking get enough. Scope out our entrant Dani Im in the full jury announcement clip below, ahead of the Grand Final on May 15:
Source: SBS.
Photo: YouTube.