Miranda Fucking Lambert Is Finally Coming To Australia & Don’t Pretend You’re Not Excited

I love country music, but it’s definitely a (not anymore) secret shame of mine. Every year, I check the CMC Rocks line up to see who is coming out, and this year I lost my shit. Because, OI, SECRET COUNTRY FANS: The CMC Lineup This Year Involves Miranda Fucken Lambert.

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I assume we’re now in safe-space-we-all-secretly-love-country-music, because guys – MIRANDA. LAMBERT. Country music royalty, baby! Never been to Australia! Is coming! Finally!

That’s my fave ML song, by the way. I don’t care if it doesn’t have a music video.

She’s gonna be in town for CMC Rocks Queensland, which is being held in Ipswich across Wednesday 18 until Sunday 22 March, 2020. The rest of the line-up is major, but not Miranda-major. Morgan Evans, Kip Moore and Brothers Osbourne are the other major US headliners, with Leigh Kernaghan and Adam Brand the big-name Aussies.

Morgan Evans is responsible for this fantastically stupid tune.

Here’s the full line-up for ya.

Miranda Lambert (USA)
Kip Moore (USA)
Morgan Evans
Billy Currington (USA)
Brothers Osborne (USA)
Lee Kernaghan
Lanco (USA)
Dustin Lynch (USA)
Adam Brand
Tim Hicks (Can)
Hardy (USA)
Jimmie Allen (USA)
Jeffrey Steele (USA)
Abby Anderson (USA)
Runaway June (USA)
The Wolfe Brothers
Mitchell Tenpenny (USA)
Kassi Ashton (USA)
Cassadee Pope (USA)
Felicity Urquhart
Jasmine Rae
Jordan Brooker (USA)
Niko Moon (USA)
Seaforth
Sarah Buxton (USA)
Brad Cox
Christie Lamb
Kaylee Bell (Nz)
Casey Barnes
Charlie Collins
Ell Regan

Tickets go on sale 9am AEST, Tuesday 1st October – and they’ll sell quick so gather your country-loving mates (me) and start planning.

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