Crooner Michel Bublé was rushed to emergency surgery last night after a Sydney show took a violent turn. Sadly, he wasn’t assaulted by a throng of randy, chardonnay-drunk middle-aged fans attempting to get to that “perfect penis“ he’s always bragging about. Instead, he had a run-in with a microphone, resulting in a broken tooth.
Bublé was performing his second song of the evening, ‘Haven’t Met You Yet’, when he hit himself in the mouth with his mic, resulting in a chipped tooth. The plucky Canadian soldiered on until the end of the show, spurred on by the power of smooth jazz and the smell of moist middle-aged panties, then quickly rushed off to the dentist.
“Thankfully no one knew but I knocked my tooth out with my microphone last night during the second song!!” Buble wrote on his Instagram, along with a shot of himself wearing a mask in dental surgery. Bublé’s next Sydney show will go on tonight as planned. His perfect penis is unhurt.
