According to TMZ, the Kimye Baby has been anointed ‘North’ – not ‘Kaidence’ as per the widely circulated rumours from earlier in the week. Apparently TMZ have seen the birth certificate from Cedars-Sinai hospital where the child was delivered, and if we’ve learned anything from TMZ it’s that birth certificates, subpoenas, alimony documents and death certificates are not at all difficult to obtain.
North West’s grandmother Kris Jenner is yet to issue the official post-baby press release / exclusive interview with E! to confirm if this BS is actually true. Naming a baby after a compass position? A direction in navigation-based sports requiring little orange flags? A fucking pun for a name??
