If this picture doesn’t scream Canadian pop-culture orgy, I don’t know what does? And while it’s all to easy to get on the I-want-to-see-a-fist-in-Justin Bieber’s-face train, his goofy I’m just chillin with Toronto Raptors forward Amir Johnson and Drake like it ain’t no thang mugging for the camera further serves to rub in how much better his life is than ours. I get it you little shit, you got Yeezy on speed dial, you hang with Hova, you’re down with Drake, and it’s just another Monday night when you hustle up some late night hoops with an NBA star. Who cares, you’re probably shit at basketball anyway…
But he’s not and maybe that’s the most irritating thing! While Beiber’s (below) schooling of Shaquille O’Neal was obviously just for the camera and/or Bieber’s price for letting Shaq spit that sick verse that ‘Baby‘ always needed onstage, Bieber has flaunted his skills in enough celebrity matches to prove he has some moves. And what about all those cred-heavy hook ups?
Maybe Bieber’s not such a little douche. Or more to the point, maybe he doesn’t have to always be a douche. One Canadian cheesy-as-fuck-Mouseketeer to indie-heart-throb-who-guys-want-to-be-and-girls-want-to-be-on transformation comes to mind.
Well, it’s a pretty cool photo anyway.
Image via @justinbieber
