Dear Gameboy Gamegirl,
I’m terribly sorry I had to do this through a letter, this is not easy for me at all, honestly. This note will be the last memory you’ll ever have of me, Im bouncing and not lookin back.. Don’t let it get you all upset inside, It was completely your fault, no doubt about it. It is because of your history of lying problems that keep me from being even remotely interested in continuing this relationship with you.
You’d be much better off finding a person that can deal with sweet way you would always ruin a romantic moment by talking about your ex. I might miss certain things about you such as the time you flirted with my father at our family Christmas dinner.
I’m glad this is done and we’re going separate directions for good. I think you’ll find someone to have an unhealthy relationship based on physical attraction. And hopefully we will be incredibly far away.
Have a nice life,Stan.
~Has Stan been spending too much time on Break Up Generator dot com? Or is he genuinely sad?
~Are you sad Gameboy Gamegirl are leaving us to tour THE WORLD?
~Are you going to see them at Cinespace tonight?
