Yesterday, a video of Madonna putting her mouth on Drake‘s mouth, and his subsequent disgusted reaction, completely altered the course of human history, or gave the internet a good few weeks’ worth of reaction gifs, whichever comes first.
So @Drake proves that kissing @Madonna is about as ghastly as I always imagined it would be:
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) April 13, 2015
Overnight, a “source” close to Drake – presumably not Madonna’s mouth or tongue – spoke out attempting to clarify his disgusted reaction, telling news and current affairs web portal TMZ that it was all a big misunderstanding.
Couple of things:
1. The kiss was not pre-arranged, and the plan was for Madonna to dance around Drake as he sat in a chair.
2. The reason he wiped his mouth so vigorously was not the unexpected and terrifying-looking kiss, but the “lipstick aftertaste”, which apparently was not very nice.
Glad that’s all cleared up then. Move along, nothing to see here. FYI, Madonna, for next time:
