Holy shit you guys, DJ Khaled getting lost on a jet ski and Snapchatting the entire thing is *the* greatest thing to happen all day / month / in the history of Snapchat.
A certified master of the social media platform, DJ Khaled – username: djkhaled305 – documented his misadventures on the Miami waters for purposes of, idk, entertainment? The annals of history? Bat-calling for help?
He started his day by rocking up to Rick Ross‘ house on a mother-flipping jet ski:
DJ Khaled pulled up to Rick Ross’ house on a jetski I’m actually dying pic.twitter.com/j6bgeuml2Q
— Saeed Awawdeh (@SaeedAwaw) December 14, 2015
There was an unfortunate run-in with the cops:
But then, later that evening, things took a turn for the worst:
dj khaled lost at sea???????????? pic.twitter.com/1zlwiPi3d9
— Kaleeyah ?? (@leeeyahxo) December 14, 2015
Like shit started to get real serious:
DJ KHALED IS CURRENTLY LOST AT SEA WHILE ON HIS JET SKI.
SOMEONE SAVE HIM PLEASE. pic.twitter.com/Z1HpwgfcGs
— Marc Saucer (@msaucer94) December 14, 2015
But luckily, ALL’S WELL THAT ENDS WELL :
I made it I’m back thank u to all yall checking in please never try to drive Jets skies at night and especially if your lost at sea bless up
— DJ KHALED (@djkhaled) December 15, 2015
THE WORLD PRAYED FOR YOU, KHALED, AND THE BIG GUY ANSWERED. Or something. Fk knows tbh, but this just sums up all our feels:
DJ Khaled live-updating being lost at sea on a jet ski on his Snapchat just confirms that we live in the greatest generation
— Perry Kostidakis (@perrykos) December 14, 2015
December 15, 2015 will go down in millennial history as the day DJ Khaled Snapchatted getting lost on a jet ski and the world lost its collective shit. True story.
We can all take heed of DJ Khaled’s life lesson: the is to not jet ski when it’s dark.
Bruh. Preach it, aye.
~ RELIEVE THE SNAPS FOR ALL ETERNITY ~