Holy shit you guys, DJ Khaled getting lost on a jet ski and Snapchatting the entire thing is *the* greatest thing to happen all day / month / in the history of Snapchat.

A certified master of the social media platform, DJ Khaled – username: djkhaled305 – documented his misadventures on the Miami waters for purposes of, idk, entertainment? The annals of history? Bat-calling for help? 

He started his day by rocking up to Rick Ross‘ house on a mother-flipping jet ski:

There was an unfortunate run-in with the cops:

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But then, later that evening, things took a turn for the worst:

Like shit started to get real serious:

But luckily, ALL’S WELL THAT ENDS WELL DJ Khaled Got Lost At Sea On A Jet Ski, Snapchatted For People To HelpDJ Khaled Got Lost At Sea On A Jet Ski, Snapchatted For People To HelpDJ Khaled Got Lost At Sea On A Jet Ski, Snapchatted For People To Help

THE WORLD PRAYED FOR YOU, KHALED, AND THE BIG GUY ANSWERED. Or something. Fk knows tbh, but this just sums up all our feels:

December 15, 2015 will go down in millennial history as the day DJ Khaled Snapchatted getting lost on a jet ski and the world lost its collective shit. True story.

We can all take heed of DJ Khaled’s life lesson: the DJ Khaled Got Lost At Sea On A Jet Ski, Snapchatted For People To Help is to not jet ski when it’s dark. 

Bruh. Preach it, aye.

~ RELIEVE THE SNAPS FOR ALL ETERNITY ~ 


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