Daft Punk are so religiously dedicated to a well established visual identity involving helmets and durable synthetic materials that it’s zero percent surprising that they’ve unveiled a signature condom line with Durex. Especially in light of the terrible Gap ad they did that one time but let’s not talk about that.
The condom purveyors sent out sample-size samples of the zeitgeist/jizz capturing prophylactics to prominent DJs. One of which was twerk-inducing Mad Decent boss Diplo, who in an apparent bid to prove he’s having mad decent sex on a semi-regular basis shared this self-satisfied image of the anti-pregnancy measure most capable of saying something about your personal brand.
The on-trend sheath will be available for public consumption later this year and should be paired with the song of the same name because unlike pretty much everything else this year, the next time you convince someone to have sex with you, it won’t feat. Pharrell.
