Chris Martin is A thief!

I’ve always suspected that Chris Martin was a thief, he’s forever trying to steal Thom Yorke’s steez, and Coldplay’s later albums have robbed me of valuable time…

But this douche bag above of the band Creaky Boards claims that Chris Martin is a thief for real! Suggesting that Martin thieved the melody for Viva La Vida from his aptly named “The Songs I Didn’t Write”. It seems his knack for crafting annoying songs extends to crafting equally as annoying videos. Whhaaaa!