Chris Brown Checks Into Rehab To “Gain Focus And Insight”


Representatives for the Matthew Newton of R&B, Chris Brown, have confirmed the performer has checked into rehab “to gain focus and insight into his past and recent behavior”. Presumably this behaviour is a reference to Brown’s most recent arrest for assault on the Sunday just gone, as well as his alleged brawls with super rich kids Frank Ocean and Drake, and grotesque abuse of former girlfriend Rihanna.

The Hollywood Reporter received confirmation of the singer’s decision to enter a facility via a statement announcing, “Chris Brown has elected to enter a rehab facility. His goal is to gain focus and insight into his past and recent behavior, enabling him to continue the pursuit of his life and his career from a healthier vantage point.” Coincidentally, entering rehab will also enable him to continue to avoid jail time for repeated incidents of violence for which he is currently on probation.

This decision might prove a wise and transformative one for the singer; and, if nothing else, provides a moment of schadenfreude toward whichever aesthete wasted their time masterminding this insane graphic design accomplishment:

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