What did Brown do to get kicked out of rehab?
Brown’s best strategy for the May 9 hearing is probably just to get up in court and shout “DOUBLE JEOPARDY!” until the judge declares a mistrial. Don’t rule him out yet, though. He may yet weasel his way out of both his L.A. and D.C. drama, and return to life on the outside as a functioning member of society. Lindsay Lohan is a free woman right now, so in the criminal justice system, anything is possible. Fuckin’ probation, how does that work?
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