Chilled-out EDM party bros The Chainsmokers have taken a break from dishing out bangers to dishing out inspirational life advice on social media, and goddamn, son, we are absolutely loving this new deep and meaningful side of them.
If you took all the wisdom in all the world’s philosophy books, ground it down into a fine powder then snorted it off God‘s dick, you would not even come close to the level of real, truthful, universal shit that The Chainsmokers are on right now.
Not convinced? Then just take a look at this Tweet of theirs from earlier today:
https://twitter.com/TheChainsmokers/status/923955792545325057
In case you didn’t catch all of that:
Wanna know the fucking truth? Nobody is fucking happy. Nobody has skin made from oil paint and sunlight. Nobody fucking understands this world. Fuck, nobody probably understands math a much as they claim. You’re here one day and the next you’re not. God? Religion? I’ve learned a lot more about the world by eating acid and swallowing pills. Tell me what your church has done for you? Tell me if you have holes in your mouth from speaking lies?
Wanna know the fucking truth? Pity is just another word for pathetic. Drink beer and watch the sunrise from every rooftop. Take photographs naked. Take photographs kissing. Take photographs having sex. Stop making everything about sexuality. Wanna know the fucking truth? Nobody really gives a damn if you lost your virginity at fourteen or if you were the president in high school.
Wanna know the fucking truth? There is no such thing as the right person. People leave. They change like ocean currents, they leave you with bruises in your calves. And you wanna know the fucking truth? You get better. You learn to love. You find god in between the cracks of wall when you’re puking your limbs out. You wanna know the fucking truth? Go find it.
The bros later clarified that they didn’t write it themselves, but felt compelled to share it because of the dope message contained within:
https://twitter.com/TheChainsmokers/status/923969009577484288
Unfortunately, some decidedly un-chill individuals on social media didn’t see the wisdom in that Tweet, and have been rising the everloving shit out out of the lads all day:
https://twitter.com/yanktrain/status/924027753422209026
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— Theodor W. Adorable 🐻 (@cullenenn) October 27, 2017
https://twitter.com/MrDirkMcQuickly/status/923991381705707520
https://twitter.com/AlexanderWatt/status/924309389468631042
https://twitter.com/jzcamp/status/924038580158238720
All we can really say is thank you, The Chainsmokers, for this beautiful, beautiful gift of a Tweet, which we are now getting tattoed over the entirety of our backs.
