Cardi B & Normani Have Given Us 2021’s Horny Anthem, So Hope You Have An Intimate Partner Handy


Ooh sweet baby jesus: sex-gods Cardi B and Normani have just gifted us with this year’s horny anthem ‘Wild Side’ and it is up there with ‘WAP’!!!!

If you weren’t already aware, Normani actually featured on 2020 horn-dog anthem ‘WAP’, so it’s obviously Cardi’s turn to return the favour and wow, I’m in awe.

Speaking about the new track the the collab with Cardi, Normani said: “I had already been in rehearsal for about three weeks preparing for the video when Cardi heard the record for the first time.”

“She really showed up for me and brought this record to life by simply doing what Cardi does best. I love that woman down and I’m forever grateful,” she continued.

‘Wild Side’ isn’t as overtly scandalous as ‘WAP’, but when you delve deeper into the lyrics you realise it’s actually a horny dream. Let me demonstrate to you why:

Treat me like a watch, bust me down
On the kitchen floor, right on that towel
It’s my dick and I want it now, aw
Tell me how you want it
Put me on my back or my stomach
Baby, let me blow it like a trumpet
I can do it all, I can prolly suck a watermelon through a straw

Ahh yes, sucking a watermelon through a straw – that ol’ chestnut.

I am too keen for this anthem to blow TF up and quite frankly, be turned into a meme. Someone send this to Ben Shapiro ASAP because I think he will have some thoughts.

Even better, I hope ‘Wild Side’ gets made into some elite song mashups. Like, the Nickelback X WAP mashup – which quite literally brought tears to my eyes. Is that tears of joy, or tears of sadness you might ask? Um, look I don’t even know that answer myself.

When Syd and Melb get out of lockdown, just watch everyone literally go ‘wild’ for this horny anthem.