Beyoncé was presented with the Billboard Millennium Award earlier today by her mother Tina Knowles at the 2011 Billboard Music Awards only moments after making grown men weep, bringing sick kittens back to life and causing Scarecrow to spontaneously grow a brain courtesy of this ridiculous performance:
The Millennium Award was bestowed upon her highness for career achievements and influence in the music industry.
I’ll tell you who could use a little influence: Rihanna and Britney Spears. They appeared on stage together for a performance of Rihanna’s may-contain-adult-themes single “S&M”. After Beyoncé these two look like what would happen if my mum got drunk and tried to ‘be sexy’.
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