Eternal goddess Beyoncé is returning to her rightful place on the Super Bowl stage, with Entertainment Tonight confirming that she’ll be joining Coldplay during their half-time performance.
Which, if 2015’s stats are anything to go by, will be viewed by ACTUAL HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE PER MINUTE.
^^^ and we’re all living in it ^^^
Now, a clever person would guess that she’ll be performing Coldplay’s track ‘Hymn for the Weekend‘ with them, given that she features on that very track in their latest album. But, a hopeful person might be praying for a soulful version of ‘Yellow‘ interspersed with clips of Blue Ivy being hella cute. This writer is the latter.
Second choice:
Also joining Coldplay will be Bruno Mars, thus satisfying Coldplay’s artistic director Phil Harvey‘s hints that the band would be “special guests“. A third may even be in the works, according to some reports.
BTW guys, kick off is 3:25pm Pacific Standard Time on February 7, 2016, so if you’re planning on taking the day off and heading to your nearest sports bar (and that’s Monday the 8th, fyi), then now’s the time to put in leave.
Source: Entertainment Tonight.
Photo: Ezra Shaw / Getty.
