The word “Beyoncé” autocorrects to “beyond”, because that’s what it is when Beyoncé shows up to your 25th birthday party – something unicorn in human form Taylor Swift discovered for herself last night.
Most of your iTunes library showed up to help Tay Sway celebrate at her swanky Tribeca apartment. Let’s recap from this #blessed and soon-to-be iconic Instagram post:
Sooo …. All told, we have Beyoncé, Jay-Z,Justin Timberlake, possible kissing buddy Karlie Kloss, Sam Smith and the members of Haim. This just in, Taylor Swift’s birthday party was a lot more interesting than yours.
Probably the best thing about this is the fact that she made everyone put things on their heads for the occasion. It’s unclear what JT did to deserve the poop emoji, but nobody else in the world could make Beyoncé rock those fucking reindeer antlers.
Earlier in the day, Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin serenaded Taylor with a rendition of Happy Birthday, while Ariana Grande, who was also instructed to sing, wisely shut the hell up.
Garbage person Katy Perry was not present.
