Be The Newest Member Of Smashing Pumpkins

Sounding like the plot line to a forgotten 80’s stoner flick where a garage zero is transformed into rock hero – The Smashing Pumpkins have put out an open call for drummers after longtime stickman Jimmy Chamberlin recently resigned.

If you don’t mind being treated like a bitch or staring at the back of a giant bald white head every night the audition details are as follows:

“Auditions will be held Friday, April 10 in Los Angeles for drummers who are looking to play with THE SMASHING PUMPKINS. They should send their background info, photos and performance web links via email only to:”