Parts of Sydney are so hot right now that people’s brains are scrambling, with temps climbing to a fiery 38-degrees in some parts of the city.
Other parts of the country (hai, Perth, Adelaide and Darwin) are steamy AF too which is why – with three months of sweltering on the horizon – we’ve compiled a list of thrifty ways to defend yourself against the fireballs that cometh.
1. PAY A PEASANT RANDOM TO BE YOUR PERSONAL SPRITZER
2. MOVE TO ANTARCTICA
3. PUT YOUR PJS / BED SHEETS INTO THE FREEZER
Just put my pyjamas in the freezer. #heatwavelogic
— cpack (@CeliaPacquola) January 16, 2014
4. WEAR WHITE EVERYFUCKINGWHERE
5. OR WEAR NOTHING AT ALL #FREETHENIPPLE
6. PRAY FOR DIVINE INTERVENTION
Via Imgur.
7. STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM OTHER HUMAN BEINGS
8. DOUBLE DOWN ON YOUR AC POWER
Via Reddit.
9. BYO SHADE
Via Reddit.
10. WATCH FROZEN / ICE AGE / TITANIC ANY ICY MOVIE
11. FIND A COOL MOM – NOT A REGULAR MOM – WHO’LL SERVE YOU DRANKS ON ICE
12. JOIN THE WHITE WALKERS
13. IMMEDIATELY GO ON A DIET OF COLDIES
Via Reddit.
14. HOT AIR RISES, SO STAY CLOSE TO THE GROUND
15. SHAVE YOUR HEAD
16. BE RUSSIAN
17. RELEASE THE WATER BALLOONS
18. TURN ANYTHING INTO A MAKESHIFT POOL
19. THINK COLD THOUGHTS
Think Cold Thoughts, Sweaty ‘Strayans
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Posted by pedestrian.tv on Thursday, November 19, 2015
20. GET CRAFTY AND BUILD A 610-METRE SLIP N’ SLIDE
Lead image via Reddit.
