Don’t you love it when family members get together to spread holiday cheer? ‘Tis the season and all that bullshit.
We love it so much, we’re supplying you with a drinking game to capitalise on all the dysfunction, drama, political incorrectness, food comas and soon-to-be re-gifted presents.
BEHOLD…
TAKE A SIP WHEN…
- A godawful gift is received.
- Recipient of said godawful gift does a 1/10 job of pretending they won’t immediately regift.
- Shade is thrown over something that happened last Christmas.
- A selfie is taken wearing a Santa hat or random piece of tinsel fashioned into a necktie.
- A relative comments gives you judgey-face when you go back for more pudding.
TAKE TWO SIPS WHEN…
- A relative probes you about your relationship status / sexuality.
- Someone suggests you play Celebrity Heads.
- Your pet gets over wearing a Santa hat and eats it.
- You eat a piece of turkey (gotta get drunk somehow).
TAKE A SHOT WHEN…
- Someone says something racist.
- Someone says something sexist.
- Someone gets upset that you voted for The Greens.
- Someone forgets who our PM *actually* is, and confuses Malcolm Turnbull with Tony Abbott.
FINISH YOUR DRINK WHEN…
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS, M8S ~
HAPPY HOLIDAYS, M8S ~
