Hahahaha, remember when we all thought the drama on Married At First Sight was over after Ines left? Bloody hell, good times. Tonight, Martha wasted a glass of wine on Cyrell after Cyrell utterly unleashed on wet blanket Michael at tonight’s reunion dinner for – as always – defending Martha’s bullshit.
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Straight to it:
“Michael has no balls when it comes to Martha,” Cyrell shouts across the table. Everyone knows it, she says. Ines, Ines, tells Martha not to do shit but she’s livid, she’s had enough of Cyrell “baiting” her so she simply stands with her glass of wine, marches over to Cyrell, and tips it over her head. King Ding-A-Ling LUNGES after a runway Martha and chucks her glass of wine at her white dress.
Drenched in wine, Cyrell struts away from the children in the room.
*cue ad break*
Cheers? 🍷 #MAFS pic.twitter.com/bADwN0o1DS
— Married At First Sight (@MarriedAU) April 7, 2019
When we return, Martha’s all-good again and says she’s just so embarrassed by her actions.
“I am rattled but I’ll be okay. It wasn’t a spur of a moment thing, she just kept on baiting me. She knows how to press my buttons.”
Righto.
After some pushing and shoving (not actual this time), Martha apologises to Cyrell for pouring wine on her and Cyrell admits to pushing Martha’s buttons. The two hug and agree to be civil to each other for the rest of the night… is what I would write in a perfect world but no, just no.
“I’m just going to say it now,” Cyrell says. “You are as fake as your nose, lip and boob job.”
OOF.
“It’s a shame you couldn’t find a plastic surgeon that could fix your personality because that’s what’s the fakest.”
She adds that Martha’s newly stained dress suits her because “you’re as trashy as your dress.”
Goddamn.
Omg when you thought cyrell was gonna make up with Martha for a second and then she turned straight savage omg #MAFS pic.twitter.com/HrhJy0LOIY
— mollyaugerinos (@mollyaugerinos) April 7, 2019
https://twitter.com/unluckylingerie/status/1114842035993710597
https://twitter.com/saxbyii/status/1114842718872588288
All these people are the bogan Australians you would avoid on a backpacking trip around Europe. #MAFSAU #MAFS
— 👇🏽🇦🇺✌🏽 (@hsophiak) April 7, 2019
“Please get Cyrell away”
YOH THREW YOUR DRINK FIRST YOU BOOTLEG KARDASHIAN #MAFS
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) April 7, 2019
“BOOTLEG KARDASHIAN”
https://twitter.com/vlada_sasha/status/1114834352423067650
And Cyrell just earned her nomination for Australian Of The Year.#mafs #mafsau
— Armchair Diva (@ArmchairDiva) April 7, 2019
https://twitter.com/jolieversace/status/1114834725594517505
Oh my GOD.
Queensland Police are NOT investigating the events of tonight’s #MAFS reunion party. Any crimes committed against the person, fashion, English language or reputable relationship experts have occurred outside our jurisdiction. @marriedau pic.twitter.com/4GeLyRCAUr
— Queensland Police (@QldPolice) April 7, 2019
#mafs footage of Martha after Cyrell’s epic burn. pic.twitter.com/FtytsRWtuV
— Michael Clarke (@mrclarke86) April 7, 2019
Why are you running Martha???? If you pour a drink on someone you better square the fuck up and get ready to brawl #MAFS
— C L A U D I A 💀 (@klaudiianna) April 7, 2019
“You’re as fake as your nose, lips and boob job. It’s a shame you couldn’t get a plastic surgeon to fix your personality”.
Impossible to one up that slap down. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Nez (@fraggle73) April 7, 2019
Cyrell’s strut leaving the room drenched in wine is EVERYTHANGGGG!!! 🤣🤣🤣#MAFS pic.twitter.com/csuGyUkE1s
— Tanya (@tigertufftanya) April 7, 2019
Martha: Babe, babe… don’t talk to Cyrell.
Michael: She’s talking to me.
Martha: I don’t care. Don’t talk to her.Jesus Christ, Michael… grow some ovaries mate ‘cause your bloody balls are worthless as fcuk. *smh* #MAFS #MAFSau #MAFSAustralia
— 𝕏ℝ (@imNinjaXR) April 7, 2019
https://twitter.com/dnbllctr/status/1114834013435219968
Innes may be a sociopath, Jess might be a vapid bimbo, but Martha. Martha is that bully in school who would work behind the scenes and then set her friends on you for something you may or may not have said. She’s scum, honestly. Get her, Cyrell. #mafs #mafsau
— 🌻 Chantelle 🌻 (@Channy_Lou89) April 7, 2019
https://twitter.com/JakeFergoo/status/1114834217546813440
https://twitter.com/vlada_sasha/status/1114829067721695232
Martha saying that’s trashy is hilarious knowing she’s about to go tip her drink on cyrell
THE IRONY
i hate these women #MAFS
— Tayla. (@taylarichter) April 7, 2019
Cyrell is saying what everyone is thinking. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/JjRsH6aqAg
— Stuart Lolotonga (@Stuartlolotonga) April 7, 2019
All of Australia seeing Cyrell absolutely roast Martha #MAFS pic.twitter.com/rd3aaZrT6U
— Kylie (@k_rallings) April 7, 2019
Anyway, in short:
https://twitter.com/vennahx/status/1114832956290285569
Oh, Jules asked Melissa and Heidi to be her bridesmaids so that’s nice. And Ines tried to be relevant again but I don’t think it worked.
Happy Sunday.
