You’ll no doubt, no doubt have already popped in your calendar that season five of Brooklyn Nine-Nine is set to drop on Netflix T.O.M.O.R.R.OW.
But guess what, if you live in Darwin, Perth or Adelaide, the places that are behind the times literally like in a daylight savings sense, you’re actually going to be able to start your fully loaded binge TONIGHT.
Yup, that’s 10pm in Perth, and 11.30pm in Darwin and Adelaide. Just think, Perthsiders, you could crack out 20 episodes back-to-back before 8am tomorrow. Who needs to shower before work? Who needs to get on the early train? Who needs to cook breakfast? Or go for a run or meditate or whatever it is normal people do with their mornings? Not me, not me when I could be practicing my ‘name of your sex tape’ jokes for nine hours in the dead of night, before hastily applying eyeliner on the train.
B99 lands on the east coast at midnight, so you could still barrel through a fair chunk before work tomorrow if you make sure you’ve got plenty of energy drink on hand for tomorrow.
This handy map, featuring images from the season – see the Pontiac Bandit, see the “toight nups“, see and shudder at shirtless Hitchcock and Boyle‘s wig – comes just over a week after Netflix called for a national minute of “coolcoolcool“.
That’s one minute saying “coolcoolcool” in the rapidfire style of Andy Samberg‘s Jake Peralta – or fuckin’ Abed from Community, whatever, I read your comments, Community is a lesser show, don’t @ me – at midday tomorrow, with the best posted to social media being made into a glorious supercut, and potentially winning prizes.
After being saved by NBC, season six of the series is due out early next year in the US, and will likely be fast-tracked our way care of SBS Viceland.
