Disney just dropped a brand spanking new trailer for the highly anticipated Ralph Breaks the Internet: Wreck-It Ralph 2 and as promised, the internet is now broken.
It kicks off with the main dude, Wreck-It-Ralph (voiced by one John C. Reilly) and his cutesy mate Vanellope von Schweetz (voiced by Sarah Silverman) leaving Litwak’s Family Fun Center and Arcade in search of a replacement part to save Vanellope’s video game, Sugar Rush.
But the big news is when lil V finds herself in a room surrounded by, wait for it, DISNEY FREAKING PRINCESSES.
Hey, hi, wassup?
All your faves are there including Moana’s Moana (voiced by Auli‘i Cravalho), Frozen‘s Anna (voiced by Kristen Bell), Brave’s Merida (voiced by Kelly Macdonald), Tangled’s Rapunzel (voiced by Mandy Moore), The Princess and the Frog’s Tiana (voiced by Anika Noni Rose), Pocahontas’ Pocahontas (voiced by Irene Bedard), Aladdin’s Jasmine (voiced by Linda Larkin), Beauty and the Beast’s Belle (voiced by Paige O’Hara) and The Little Mermaid’s Ariel (voiced by Jodi Benson).
The princesses lose it at the sight of the strange intruder and prepare to bust her balls with their assorted magical items.
Back up bitch, I’m packin’ a glass slipper.
“Whoa, ladies. I’m a princess, too,” V tells the royal broads who then demand that she proves she is one of them by displaying magic hair, magic hands, the ability to talk to animals or if she has ever been “kidnapped or enslaved.”
Vanellope asks, “Are you guys OK? Should I call the police?”
“Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big, strong man showed up?” asked Rapunzel. “Yes! What is up with that?” responded Vanellope.
The pint-sized racer’s battle with the patriarchy is enough to convince the gals that she, too, is a worthy princess.
ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.
Check out the internet-breaking trailer in all its internet-breaking glory below: