So, first things first – Keeping Up With The Kardashians star Scott Disick is now hooking up with 19 year old Sofia Richie. That’s happening.
The two have been linked for a few weeks, but it all got very social-media official today, with one of Scott’s friends posting a few choice Snapchats of the pair macking on like a couple of horny teens at a dinner party.
Oh but wait, it gets spicier. The real clanger here is that one of the clips involved THIS:
What are we congratulating? What is happening? Congrats, you’re boning? Congrats, you’re…. getting married? Having a baby to rival the rumoured Kylie Jenner bub and steal the Kardashian glory for it’s own? Honestly, what the fuck is going on?
To be fair it’s highly likely the restaurant just gave them a dessert – after all, they’ve misspelled Sofia’s name. So maybe they got their wires crossed and thought it was their birthday or something. Like when you went to a LoneStar restaurant as a kid, and one of your mates who had too much Pink Lemonade told the waiter it was your birthday as a funny, and then the whole staff did that awful hoedown dance and clap thing but it wasn’t your birthday and also they called you Melanie not Melissa. Just like that one personal story. Of mine.
Whatever the go is with this dessert congratulations though, we are shoooooketh at this relationship in general. That whole Kardashian clan are really dialling up the drama at the moment.
