Dear Will Smith.
Firstly, let me just say I’m a fan of your work. You were tremendous in Ali and really deserved that Oscar nomination. And your performance in I Am Legend was impressively rangey. I felt an authentic attachment to that alsatian – and that was all you guy, so kudos for your excellent work. Look, the reason I’m writing is not to blow smoke up your ass but because I think someone needs to call you out on some less than ideal behaviour, and I don’t think your Hollywood pals are gonna lay it on the line anytime soon. I’m talking about therapy Will. Couples therapy even. I realise Ego is a vital attribute for someone to succeed in your industry, I give you that, but let’s be straight: for starters you called your kids WILLow and JADen. Have you ever heard the term narcissistic personality disorder? Or the expression grooming? Because it seems like The Fresh Prince is not so fresh anymore and until cryogenics experts give suspended animation the all clear, it’s kinda obvious you and Jada are carefully sculpting a dynasty made up of generations’ of Will and Jada name-a-likes to rule Hollywood forevermore. Look we get it. It’s hardly a new concept; monarchies have done it for years. If you want to pass the torch to your talented, good looking kids to keep a stranglehold on the entertainment industry then do what you have to do. But can you PLEASE STOP FUCKING WITH OUR CHILDHOOD CLASSICS. First it was The Karate Kid, and now Annie? Please don’t put your Big Willie Style on The Goonies or The Sound Of Music or everyone’s going to think you’re nothing but a Big Willy.
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